Keep it Clean!

Here are a few One Liners that I like.

If at first you don’t succeed, don’t try skydiving.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Never answer an anonymous letter.

Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

National Atheist’s Day: April 1st.

Work is for people who don’t know how to fish.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

Campers: Nature’s way of feeding mosquitoes.

Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Life is too complicated in the morning.

Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!

Who is “General Failure” and why is he reading my hard drive?

Few women admit their age; few men act it.